AUGUST 2017

◉ Firion needs to have nachos explained to him by a girl exactly pretty enough that he really doesn't want to be embarrassed in front of her, proceeds to embarrass himself. Also suffers the indignity of spicy food and admits to setting fire to an airship. (Intro log)

◉ Who is this guy? We just don't know! Nobody knows! He has issues about it. Best be safe and try to shoot him! (Intro log)

◉ Firion meets the friendly neighbourhood vampire and they both proceed to ignore their personal problems really really hard. He thinks he needs to protect her. He really, really does not. (Intro log)

◉ A normal guy eats a muffin. Perfectly normal. Nothing to see here. (Intro log)

◉ Mistakes were made. Shouting was done. A forest got set on fire. Firion maintains none of this is his fault. (Intro log)

◉ Firion continues his trend of being utterly humiliated by fried foods in front of pretty girls. Why is this an ongoing theme in his life now? (Intro log)

◉ Sora is a cutie. I tried to think of a funnier way to sum this up but I couldn't. (Intro log)

◉ Who is this unwashed library guy and when did he last remember to eat.

◉ Firion meets a MOM and immediately follows all instructions she gives because she is a mom even if she is kinda weird.

◉ He doesn't want to think about his dinosaur clone okay

◉ 'Hey, WoL, you want me to murder a guy for you?' 'PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT.'

◉ Let's beat up sea creatures!